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Gag aussi macho qu’irrésistible !

Submitted by on mardi, 11 mai 2010No Comment

(Pardon sincère à toutes mes lectrices, à ma femme et merci à Pierre pour l’envoi)

How true

Why Some Men Have Dogs

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1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you

2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor

4. A dog’s parents never visit

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across

6. You never have to wait for a a dog, they’re ready to go 24 hours a day

7. Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk…

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask « If I died, would you get another dog? »

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don’t get mad. They just think it’s interesting

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck

And last but certainly not least:

If a dog leaves, it wont take half of your stuff

Ultimate True Test:

Lock your wife and your dog in the boot of your car for an hour. Then open the boot and see who’s happiest to see you…

P.S: Mille pensées à mon homonyme de fils qui débute un examen très important aujourd’hui…

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